Santa Settled Down in Texas
Saw him at the liquor Store
Must’ve traded his sled for a long bed
On that Jacked up 4X4
Rudolph’s riding shot gun
There’s a Gang of elves in the back
Jinglin bells
And Feelin themselves
Giving Mrs. Claus a heart attack
Falalalala
Falala y’all
Santa went country
Buckle, boots and all
Christmas done gone yeehaw
Santa settled down in texas
Got a booth at the rodeo
He’s signing guitars like a country star
Think I heard him on the radio
He’s runnin round with all my exes
Using that celebrity
Ho Ho Ho’s everywhere he goes
Gettin all his Tex mex free
Dallas, Amarillo, San Antonio
Houston to Laredo
He’s buying up rounds and shutting bars down
For sale sign
on the North Pole
Santa Settled Down in Texas
Saw him at the liquor Store
Must’ve traded his sled for a long bed
On that Jacked up 4X4
Rudolph’s riding shot gun
There’s a Gang of elves in the back
Jinglin bells
And Feelin themselves
Giving Mrs. Claus a heart attack
Falalalala
Falala y’all
Santa went country
Buckle, boots and all
Falalalala
Falala y’all
Santa went country
Christmas done gone yeehaw
Santa settled down in texas
Got a booth at the rodeo
He’s signing guitars like a country star
Think I heard him on the radio
He’s runnin round with all my exes
Using that celebrity
Ho Ho Ho’s everywhere he goes
Gettin all his Tex mex free
Dallas, Amarillo, San Antonio
Houston to Laredo
He’s buying up rounds and shutting bars down
For sale sign
on the North Pole