Santa Went Country

Santa Settled Down in Texas

Saw him at the liquor Store

Must’ve traded his sled for a long bed

On that Jacked up 4X4

Rudolph’s riding shot gun

There’s a Gang of elves in the back

Jinglin bells

And Feelin themselves

Giving Mrs. Claus a heart attack

Falalalala

Falala y’all

Santa went country

Buckle, boots and all

Falalalala

Falala y’all

Santa went country

Christmas done gone yeehaw

Santa settled down in texas

Got a booth at the rodeo

He’s signing guitars like a country star

Think I heard him on the radio

He’s runnin round with all my exes

Using that celebrity

Ho Ho Ho’s everywhere he goes

Gettin all his Tex mex free

Dallas, Amarillo, San Antonio

Houston to Laredo

He’s buying up rounds and shutting bars down

For sale sign

on the North Pole

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